Wednesday, 27 April 2011

Dating Tips For Men

Be on time

Try not to be late. Unpunctuality is a fault that causes them to say “NO”

Prepare some topics to discuss

You could read a newspaper or watch a news program that day so you'll have something to talk about and sound as if you know what's happening in the world. There is nothing can be worse for a woman than to meet a pompous, self-important bore who couldn't care less about anything that's happening in the world but himself and how it all affects him.

Be open

Be open-to her, her plans, her thoughts and the shape the evening takes. Try not to push.

Be honest

Don't lie. Never lie. NEVER. Its OK for one night. You lie thru your teeth to be interesting. Great ! You get the second date. Now you have to be consistent with all the lies you told on your first date. Tricky. Five dates later you have to revise for two days before each date.

Be consecutive

Never surprise your date with a movie, meal etc on the first date. Not until you've got some vague idea of her likes and dislikes. Putting a poor unsuspecting girl thru 'Meatslayer And The Wartoids From The Planet SoftPorn' is not a good idea.

Be funny

A sense of humour (refined if possible) is your best ally.

Be constrained

Avoid arguing over things that won't cause either of you to lose a limb. In other words, chill.

Watch your words

Avoid calling your date 'stupid' unless absolutely necessary (less necesary than most people think!).

Sensitiveness is important

Use every opportunity to be observant, sensitive, perceptive, and appreciative of what your date does or may have done. If something embarrasing happens, get over it.



Don't boast

Don't lie to anyone else about the date and what happened. It always goes horribly wrong.

Do only like this

Never take your pants off before your socks.

Be a real man all the time

Roll over, go to sleep. WRONG. Cuddle, kiss, roll over, go to sleep. RIGHT.


Practice

Practice makes slightly better, but never perfect. You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your princess.

Don't hide your feelings

If you're having a good time, let her know it.

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